Tekst piosenki: Hazbin Hotel - Stayed Gone
VOX
That fucker is back!
VALENTINO
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.
VOX
It's been seven years!
VALENTINO
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
VOX
Uh, fuck you!
VALENTINO
Just saying.
VOX
Things have changed a lot since he left town.
VALENTINO
That's for sure.
VOX
I got to send a message of who's really in charge of things now.
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish
That you'd stayed gone
Say hello
To a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
(Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3, 2...)
(Welcome to the show)
VOX
Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show)
After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program!
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why's he hangin' around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And, I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away!
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit?!
ALASTOR
Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!
VOX
What a dated voice!
ALASTOR
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
VOX
Come on!
ALASTOR
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
VOX
Ignore his chirping!
ALASTOR
Every day, he's got a new format
VOX
You're looking at the future!
He's the shit that comes before that!
ALASTOR
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
VOX
Oh, please!
ALASTOR
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
VOX
Hold on!
ALASTOR
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea!
VOX
You old-timey prick
I'll show you suf-ffering!
ALASTOR
Uh oh, the TV is buffering
VOX
I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u, you little—!
ALASTOR
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin...
I'm gonna make you wish
That I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done
Your status quo
Will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun!
VOX
Fuuuuuck!
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