Hazbin Hotel - Happy Day In Hell

CHARLIE
I can do this! Somehow, I know it!
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

VAGGIE
Charlie, hold on...

CHARLIE
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

VAGGIE
It's just a meeting.

CHARLIE
To change their minds
And touch their hearts
Or... whatever angels have!

VAGGIE
This could be bad...

CHARLIE
Cheer up, Vaggie!
This could be swell!
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!

VAGGIE
Okay, but just don't... sing to them.

ANGEL DUST
That bitch is halfway down the street!

VAGGIE
Is she—?

ANGEL DUST
Oh, she's dancin'!

VAGGIE
Ugh, no...

CHARLIE
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling
That wafts through the air
Every street so revealing
It's hard not to stare!
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre
If you don't mind the smell...
It's a happy day in Hell!

Hi, mister!

DEMON
Go fuck yourself!

DEMON #1
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul

CHARLIE
Hello!

IMP
And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!

CHARLIE
Ah, excuse me!

DEMON #2
Doing what is required, we all have our role

DEMON #3
I'm not doin' well!

DEMONS
Another shitty day in Hell!

CHARLIE
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change!

VAGGIE
Those angels' minds are hard to change

CHARLIE
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange!

VAGGIE
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!

CHARLIE
I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell!

From the porn studio
Where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!
To the Cannibal Town
Where they don't wear a frown 'cause
Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?!

And I don't give a crow that
His brain's got in my eye!
Cause I know I can spare them
From Heaven's genocide!

I can do this, I just know it!

DEMON #1
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul

CHARLIE
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!
There's just no way I could blow it

IMP
I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole

CHARLIE
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
To change their minds

TRENCHCOAT DEMON
And touch my parts!

CHARLIE
Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...
Fulfill my destiny!

TRENCHCOAT DEMON
Your loss, bitch!

CHARLIE
I can already tell!
Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!