Kutas Records - Starcie Bogów

I enter ancient Greece
Heading to a gay club, though I can't have an erection.
Three guys looked at me slyly
They were all naked, drinking wine together.
A Greek man introduces himself
His name is Gejtos and he offers me his backside.
I said, get lost, you damn wretch
I'm impotent without an erection down there.

If you want to have some fun, take the wretch next to you
The one with the fiery member.
He got mad and spewed fire at me
Burning my face and I stiffened in rage.
I grabbed an axe, killed him with one move
The taste of blood cured my impotence.
When they saw this, they gave me a nickname
Called me Hornus Erektijos throughout Greece.

Hornus Erektijos threw me out of my gay club
Took it over and threw filth at me.
He thinks he's victorious
But with Hades, we won't forgive him for killing our man.
We won't ask other gods for help
We'll lock that wretch up in Tartarus.
I sit on a stone and devise a plan
So terrifying I turned pale.

Hornus Erektijos will regret being born
He'll become my servant and please me.
I released all the dreadful women from prison
To avoid them touching me, I put on a protective suit.
I said that Hornus Erektijos awaits eagerly
With a great member and no wife.
I sent three hundred women to the gay club
And waited for that wretch to die of heart failure.
Suddenly, a fog covers Greece
The wind nearly tears off my member.
Snow falls and ravens arrive
A Viking exits the gay club in anger.

In Greece, Fimbulvinter came
I sold Gejtos’ dildo collection on Vinted.
I brought an army of Vikings to Greece
Blew the Gjallarhorn, and it got me excited.
A Ragnarök commenced all over Greece, I shout
Bring Gejtos and give me his member.
The Vikings set out for Gejtos
Striking down everyone with axes along the way.
They buried all Greek gods
I fantasized about the beauty of Gejtos’s flesh.
Suddenly, my army lands in Tartarus
Hades knocked them all down with his member.
I let out a fart and fly like a rocket
Circumcised Hades with an axe.
I’m making love to him and feeding him to
Fenrir, who has chafed on his crotch.
Gejtos enters the gay club panting loudly
Brings Zeus to the club on a leash.
Thunderbolts strike everywhere
My balls screamed in astonishment.
Suddenly, Gejtos takes out a laser and starts removing my tattoo.
With Viking wrath, I attack
Throw an axe at him and engage with Zeus.
The axe sticks into Gejtos’s pole
Immediately bringing the Greek wretch to the ground.
I killed Gejtos and tossed him into the river
Covering all of Greece with a blanket of snow.

He thought he killed me and threw me into the river
On the bank of the Styx, I open my eyes.
Asklepios brought me back to life
Begged me to save Greece, patting my back.
I emerge from the underground smiling
Hornus Erektijos doesn’t know what's coming.
I inserted micro spikes with clamps into a condom
Walking to the gay club with raised arms.
I scream to the Viking that I surrender and realized I'm a loser in bed.
I say you can have me because you defeated me,
But first, please put on this condom.
My body drove him insane
Blinded by victory, he didn't sense the trick.
He puts on the condom and immediately loses his erection
His scream echoes throughout Greece.
The condom tears his member off
I take his axe and slice his testicles.
The white snow is stained with his blood
The end of the effeminate Viking has come.
With his last breath, he curses me
Saying only a woman can arouse me.
Without emotion, I reach towards the sun,
Throw away the sword, and remove my helmet.

For the first time in my life, I felt emptiness
I was captivated by Aphrodite's bust.
Out of desperation, I stood at the cliff and defeated, I jumped off.