Gary Oldman - Actors Against Acting Athletes

Hi, I'm Gary Oldman, actor.
Some of you may know me from such films as Dracula, Air Force One and Kung-Fu Panda 2.
Now, just as a professional basketball player spends hours on the court, mastering every aspect of his game, I, Gary Oldman studied acting for many years to perfect my craft.
And just as I Gary oldman, actor, would never try and join a NBA team just because I'm famous, I Gary Oldman, would very much appreciate it, if professional basketball players would stay the fuck out of movies!
Who the hell told you, you could fucking act, the director on your Powerade commercial? You're not fucking actors, some of you can't even speak fucking english.
You suck, get it? You, suck!
See how I did that? That's called acting. Did you feel the emotion? I can do that, you can't.
That's what I mean. Fuck you.