Tekst piosenki: Jeremy Jordan, Amir Talai, Erika Henningsen & Kimiko Glenn - Hell's Greatest Dad
LUCIFER
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
LUCIFER & CHARLIE
Thanks dad!
LUCIFER
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
ALASTOR
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
Your executive producer
CHARLIE
That's true!
ALASTOR
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
NIFFTY
I was stuck, thank you sir!
CHARLIE
Oh you!
ALASTOR
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
You're like the child that I wish that I had
LUCIFER
Uh, what?
ALASTOR
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
LUCIFER
Hold on now!
ALASTOR
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
Instrumental Break
ALASTOR
They say, when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
LUCIFER
Others say, that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
ALASTOR
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
LUCIFER
What a bunch of losers
ALASTOR
Can you butt out of my song?
LUCIFER
Your song? I started this!
ALASTOR
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
LUCIFER
Oh, you tacky piece of—
MIMZY
It's me, yes it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
LUCIFER, spoken
Who?
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