Car Door Dick Smash - Christopher Columbus Was a Dick

Sail the ocean blue, land on foreign rock
Forcing kids to suck his cock
Promising jobs, and other rewards
Instead he slays them all, puts them to the fuckin sword
Survivors were enslaved as whores
Forced to fuck the dudes on the santa maria
Others were dismembered just for fun
Rape - kill - rape, then back on the run

All of his life makes me fuckin' sick
Christopher Columbus was a motherfuckin' dick
We're happy that he's dead, cause he was such a prick
Christopher Columbus was a total fuckin' dick

Christopher Columbus was a
total fucking piece of shit

Sailed on home, slaves in tow
Treated them as live cargo
Raping all the kids, claimed himself a lord
Tossed their bodies overboard
Fear underdeck, the natives in chains
His sick desires, he ate their brains
Another voyage of raping, as he willed
Consuming the flesh, of those he'd killed