Reverend Horton Heat - I'm Your Pet Rock

I came with instructions that made you laugh
It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs
You think that shredded paper is all I need
Pull my instructions from the box and reread

Chorus:
I'm your pet rock
Your rock
I'm your pet rock
Your rock

I know you got means
And your wishes and stuff
Sometimes you tell me that your life is rough
I'm here for you and you know that well
Stuck inside this pet rock hell

Chorus

I live behind the clock (3x)
...and it goes ticktock
Time wastes away

Yeah I live behind the clock
I live behind the clock (2x)
...and it goes ticktock

You want to go drink with your old friends
It used to be me back when I was the trend
You train your dog to fetch and heal
but you don't think twice about how it would feel
To be a pet rock
Your rock
I'm your pet rock
Your rock

I'M YOUR PET ROCK!

I live behind the clock (3x)
...and it goes tick tock
Time wastes away