Mike Sorrentino - The Situation

yeah
Fat Man Scoop
Disco Fries
DJ Class
-oh shit we got a situation-

Whoa we got a situation (x7)
the motha effing situation

what the hell are you looking at
can a DJ get it in like that?
grab some ass, drink some yak
i don't give a shit till i get my cash
yeah, where the ladies at?
i ain't by the bar, lets get drunk come on
I'm gunna take a hottie home
shes sniffing on my 85 dollar cologne
yeah, she likes me yeah she really likes me
she wanna scoop me like fat man
and lick me like some ice cream
now her girl wanna eat me up
they want a minaj, three me up
this model chick done tweet me up
and all these girls wanna freak me up
back me up, confiscation
the don't really really want a conversation
aah, i gotta choose but they ain't waiting
oh shit, its the situation

Whoa we got a situation (x7)
-we got a situation-

breaking in the club, situation
two chicks one bag, situation
stopped by the cops, situation
drink thrown in your face, situation
get caught with a chick, situation
thrown out the club, situation
got knocked up, situation
too much to drink, situation

sunset, Hollywood, in L.A. its all good
young money, oh rich, 9021-oh shit!
tryin to find some milf and ass
was looking for Paris, found Perez
what? and when i think i passed
up in the club spending lots of cash
girl stepped up, started feeling on me
hating ass nigga started grilling on me
what you looking at, what's my conversation
oh shit another situation

Whoa we got a situation (x6) whoa
-I'm driving straight to the bank with your girl riding shotgun-

you ready to go? you ready to party? you ready to drank? now whats your name? (x2)
Gucci, Prada, Christian Dior, LAX to the Jersey Shore (x2)

Whoa we got a situation (x4)
-I mean you can hate all you want, but what can you possibly say to somebody that ripped up like motha-fucking Rambo!-