Capitol Steps - Votin' Four To Five

Every first Monday in October
I put on my robe and hussle on over
To serve as Supreme Court Justice, I never stop
Every year we hear a thousand petitions
Every year we make a thousand decisions
You’d think that once or twice I’d come out on top

No, it’s four to five
That’s the vote on all opinions
How can we survive?
Judge Scalia and his minions
If we won just once
Then we all should get a bonus
But ‘til then we’ll have to grow some new cajones
Oooh

Now you know my job isn’t very easy
The other justices really displease me
I’m the only gal and I’ve had enough
Never mind that conservative faction
It’s time I took affirmative action
‘Cause in our john the seat is always up

It’s an SOS to Miss Sandra Day O’Connor
Girlfriend, please come back
Help me to defend my honor
Clarence Thomas, please
He’s convinced I can’t resist him
How I’d love to knee him in his ‘peal system

I’ll fix those right-wing men
I’ll spike their Ovaltine with estrogen
But for now I’m SOL, ‘cause four to five