AVbyte - The iPhone

The iphone five is coming soon
With features that will make you swoon
It’s got gps
And the internet
You can take a pic
Of your six foot … stick

The iphone five is on it’s way
Make sure you order yours today
You can check your mail
While you’re on the trail
And if you’re in a rut
It’ll wipe your butt


If i just had an iphone five
The empire would bloom and thrive
I’d locate all those rebel nerds
And blast them all with angry birds

Angry birds, eh? That’ll do the trick
With my iphone i’d replace my shitty light up stick
On the youtube app i’d rofl my ass off
As cats wearing hats try to smack attack pacman

The iphone five is coming soon
With features that will make you swoon
It’s so much more
Than the iphone four
Siri 2.0
Really steals the show

All your questions will be answered in a song!

The iphone five is on it’s way
Make sure you order yours today
The only feature that we
Didn’t install
Is the tiny little detail that is making calls

Because you obviously need it