Team Starkid - Gettin' Along

Dumbledore:
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things.

Umbridge:

I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings.

Dumbledore:

I like your twisted humor!

Umbridge:

I like your mystic rumors!

Dumbledore & umbridge:

I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along!

Umbridge:

You're not
Like average joes,
Or jims or tims or johns.

Dumbledore:

... And i'd wager
That you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze!

I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long...

Dumbledore & umbridge:

... Before we're getting--
--and not regretting--
Ever setting on gettin' along!

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Dumbledore:

You are a beautiful sample!
For example,
My gosh-- you're so strong!

What's-a matter with me?

Umbridge:

Now you're just flattering me!

Dumbledore & umbridge:

... Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

Umbridge:

I've never felt this way before...

Dumbledore:

spoken "felt how?"

Umbridge:

spoken "um, intimidated..."

... You have such prominence and poise.

Dumbledore:

spoken "oh, that ol' thing--"

... Baby, it's just me, dumbledore.

So just try to relax,
Face the facts:
You feel just like one of the boys!

Umbridge:

spoken "one of the boys? I do?!"

Dumbledore:

spoken "oh you should, baby!"

Umbridge:

Yes sir,
You're the one professor
That'd i'd want detention from!

Dumbledore:

Umbridge-
You're the handsome wizard
That'd i want an extension from!

Umbridge:

spoken "... And you'll get one, too!"

Dumbledore:

I'll get the door!

Umbridge:

Oh, you'll get much more!

Dumbledore & umbridge:

Either way we can't go wrong...

With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just getting' along...

We'll be get, get, gettin',
Get, get, gettin',
Gettin' along!