Mom Jeans. - Screenshot

I spent my weekend on the floor
The blinds closed shut the door
Let Netflix do my thinking for me
What I want doesn't matter
So why bother, watch another
Season of some tv show I hate

I used to spend my weekends writing stories
But now they're spent ignoring all the problems
That I caused the week before
I try to distract the facts by reading
But still I can't help feeling
That I should be doing something more

Pick up the kitchen clean my bedroom
There's lots more space without you
And you're pictures of your high school glory days
My friends say I make them feel special
It isn't really helpful when you don't have friends
And can't feel special too

So mark my words, it'll really hurt
If you don't return my phone calls though
Your mom told me you got them yesterday
I can't tell you if things went well
Because if they did, I missed it when
You made me split the bill

Ready or not, I told them I was coming
But still they found it funny
After all these years I hadn't learned to drive
Gimme a hug, it feels like it's been ages
So flipping through the pages
Of my yearbook helped the bittersweet sink in

So take my picture and put it on your wall
Because if you don't show me photos then
You know I won't recall tonight at all
Send me a letter (send me a letter), address it just to me And then we'll see exactly who was counting who
The night you passed out next to me

So take my picture and put it on your wall
Because if you don't show me photos then
You know I won't recall tonight at all
Send me a letter (send me a letter), address it just to me And then we'll see exactly who was counting who
The night you passed out next to me

So take my picture and put it on your wall
Because if you don't show me photos then
You know I won't recall tonight at all
Send me a letter (send me a letter), address it just to me And then we'll see exactly who was counting who
The night you passed out next to me

Mark my words, it'll really hurt
If you don't return my phone calls though
Your mom told me you got them yesterday
I can't tell you if things went well
Because if they did, I missed it when
You made me split the bill