Lil Dicky - Staying in

Another Friday afternoon
Dicky chillin in his room
Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon

Pimpin I ain't fittna move shit
Bitches getting stupid
But I aint getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit

And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar
But I just ate a chicken parm
And then got faded in ma car
And theres tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms
Debating if its safe to wait because bathrooms kinda far

Goddamn.
I don't wanna go nowhere
Why the fuck these bitches call ma cell
Ion't really care what the fuck they do
I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self

Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down
But I don't wanna fuck wit nuffin less it's something in the house

And now I'm naked on the couch
Wit raisenets in ma mouth
I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12

And I'm beatin that ass wit the Utah jazz,
Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs

As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin wit a black ho
Dat want a redskin sack, call dat bitch orakpo

Crack flow, fuckin wit a lotta fuckin snacks bro
Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough

Chorus

And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg
It's Friday night and I'm stayin in
Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid
Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit

So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn
If you don't even care what day it is
Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit,
Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt

Verse 2

Okay ma cell is getting bombed yo
Bitches want a don
to come meet em greet em leave wit em, freak em at they condo
ma penis like Chicago
D Rose pronto
But I wont be scorin less its fifa wit ronaldo

Cuz I aint comin out, im getting freaky, Michael Jackson
Keepin up with the kardashians
As im eatin easy mac and
as im peein Im seein penis wit pieces of a napkin
Need to clean it, im creamin without a boo, dis aint Aladdin

achu, das what the rest yall do erry time yall spit some sicknin shit
the fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now im raiden sub zero to finish him
damn...how you do dat there, you kickin it like lou kang here
ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a jew wit nare

and iont think I wanna brag, but stayin inside the pad
was basically the greatest day that Ive had
holla back if you don't really wanna pregame, and wait for cabs
would rather eat a fuckin cheese cake, and take a nap

I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a mafucka
Bumpin to something usher, while grubbing on some fuddruckers

Say I aint the man ho
Playin on demand shows
You can get retarded, but lil dicky think he stayin home

Chorus

And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg
It's Friday night and I'm stayin in
Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid
Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit

So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn
If you don't even care what day it is
Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit,
Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt