Christian Borle, Joel Perez, Lilli Cooper, Sam Haft & Andrew Underberg - Once We Get Up There

VOX
It's not what Heaven is
It's what it could be
With new management in charge
Like you, and you, and me

Once we get up there and snag that angelic throne
Our unholy trinity could make their realm our own
We'll pack up all their piety, and redecorate
Bet our tower would look powerful with pearlier gates

Once we get up there, up to the promised land
A hundred billion souls await our every command
We'rе the biggest fish in Hell, how 'bout wе upgrade the bowl?
It's time for growth, let's rule 'em both, take total control

Think of all your dreams that could come true

VALENTINO
Even the wet ones?

VOX
Yeah, those too!
Imagine what it could enable

VELVETTE
For my label

VOX
Yes!
A heavenly host that bows to none but us

VALENTINO
I can have hot new angel sluts

VELVETTE
Tear off their wings and make 'em dresses!

VOX, VELVETTE & VALENTINO
And what's best is

VELVETTE
That dumb princess showed us the way

VALENTINO
To make those haloed cabronas pay

VOX
And once we're gods, I can't wait to say
To everyone who doubted me, your doubting days are done
You'll be cornered, trapped, and tortured
Then I'll end you, just for fun

Once we get up there
The shining kingdom of God
No more petty squabbles with the dead
As we stroll the golden promenade

VOX, VELVETTE & VALENTINO
What's an overlord to a deity?
They ain't got a prayer

VELVETTE
It'll be so nice in paradise

VALENTINO
With a splash of vice, they'll pay the price

VOX, VELVETTE & VALENTINO
We'll rule the sky from up on high

VOX, VALENTINO, VELVETTE, ALL
Once I (And I) (And I) get up there

VOX, spoken
They're fucked!