Team Starkid - Bully the Bully

GRACE
We're gonna bully the bully
We're gonna film him losing his cool-y
We're gonna make it spooky

PETE, spoken
It's goofy

GRACE
Got a better plan?

RICHIE
We'll make him shit his pants

RUTH, spoken
The Jägerman?

GRACE
We're gonna invoke his fury
By makin' him freak prematurely
And then we'll have him judged by a jury in the public eye
He's just a nerd in disguise

STEPH, spoken
Okay, why do we keep doin' that?

GRACE
Petey got the blanket
Ruthie, you're in charge of tech-y
And Richie, tapes

RICHIE, spoken
What's our budget?

GRACE
Stephie gonna lure him in with her charm

STEPH, spoken
I am?

GRACE
And once we get him walkin'
In the haunted and ancient old Waylon place

STEPH, PETE, RUTH & RICHIE, spoken
Yeah?

GRACE
Petey gonna jump on out
Jäger gonna Jäger out

GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RUTH & RICHIE
We're gonna bully the bully
We're taking back the school-y, the school-y
We're gonna make a dirty movie where the losers win
And the joke is on him
STEPH, spoken
Okay

PETE, RUTH & RICHIE, spoken
Yeah!

GRACE
We got a fealty, a duty

RICHIE
Standing for the nerdy, the prudy

PETE, PETE & STEPH
Overturning and dethroning the viking
Gonna wreck his ship

RUTH, spoken
We're gonna cut off his nips

PETE, GRACE AND RICHIE, spoken
Yeah!

RICHIE
We'll spill his guts, we'll steal his lunch
We'll beat him up
GRACE
No, we're gonna be real cool

STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH, spoken
Oh

GRACE
To beat a Jägerman
You can't beat him where he's most equipped

STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
You can't beat him where he's most equipped

GRACE
He's twice our size, he's maximized
But we know how to strategize and use our tools

STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
Ah-ah-ah

RICHIE
So we're not gonna kick his ass?

GRACE
Do you wanna conserve your mass?

STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
We're gonna

RICHIE
Kick

PETE, spoken
Pop

RUTH, spoken
Splat

GRACE, spoken
Be cool

STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
We're gonna

RICHIE
Smash

PETE, spoken
Flam

RUTH, spoken
Spank

GRACE, spoken
Stay cool

STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
We're gonna

RICHIE, spoken
Voom

PETE, spoken
Tank

RUTH, spoken
Swarm

GRACE
No, we're gonna be cool beans

PETE, RICHIE & RUTH, spoken
Ahh

GRACE
We're gonna keep the beans cool

GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
We're gonna, gonna keep the beans, beans the cool
Keep the beans the cool, keep the beans, beans cool
Bean school? Excellent!

We're gonna bully the bully
We're gonna, gonna rule the unruly
He's gonna, gonna dooky his booty and our problem's solved

PETE
And our problem's solved

RICHIE
And the school can evolve

STEPH & [?]
And the school can evolve

RICHIE & PETE
We're gonna get the jock pleading

GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
Watch the incumbent conceding
We're gonna make the nerdy the new thing

RUTH
Pull the pin

GRACE, spoken
Steph, get in position!

PETE, spoken
Time to thicken our skin

STEPH
One hell of a mission

GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH
We'll fight sin with sin
Let the games begin