Kate Parkin - Fly away (Harry Potter Parody)

yeah yeah yeah
they're twelve or eleven, what a witchin' morning
gotta watch out soon for, those changing stairs
Gotta feed his owl, gotta have pumpkin juice
late again, the time is turnin'

Tickin' on and on, Hermione's fussin'
Gotta get down to the platform
Gotta catch the train, but the wall is sealed

Ron will take the front seat
Hedwig takes the back seat
put the invisibility booster up
which rules did they break?

they fly away fly away
gotta get in the car and fly away
Harry's lucky to have Ron as a friend, as a friend

they fly away fly away
oh what will hermione say
Harry's lucky to have her as a friend, as a friend

flyin and flyin yeah
flyin and flyin yeah
Ron Ron's wand wand
will get whomped in the end

9 and three quarters, wasn't how they'd make it
Cruisin' at last, that car will fly
Ron Ron will break his wand
Lockhart will try to use his
obliviate his memory
Lockhart tries to fight
oh no he's memory's gone
get to st Mungo's tonight

oh they missed the start of term feast
and got beat up by a tree
the car got real messed up
cause Dobby tried to save

the car will fly away fly away
into the forest to live and stay
but it'll save them at the book's end book's end
they missed the feast today feast today
and got in trouble with Snape
they won't hear the hat yell Gryffindor or Slytherin

flyin and flyin and yeah
flyin and flyin and yeah
Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron
Lookin' out for his best friend


that tree had the worst day, worst day
but it was cursed anyway anyway
cause lupin, he got bite-d,
bit or bite-d?
they'll have the yule ball someday

the next book is Azkaban
And goblet has lots of... words
I don't want this series to end

S B Sirius Black
he's flyin out on buckbeak
not a cleansweep
Voldy's dying, losing
What's his name, don't say his name
snuffles is black's name in disguise
Passin' by / a dementor / in front of him
expecto patronum, wanna scream
Not this time, Azkaban, watch out for the curtain
his time's almost done, curtain, curtain, fall

let's fly away fly away
on a broom to fly away
no muggle ever wanted for those books to end books to end
let's fly away fly away
on a broom to fly away
no muggle ever wanted for those books to end books to end

wingardium gardium yeah
wingardium gardium yeah
wand wand wand wand
Lookin' out for the elder one

they fly away fly away
get in the car and fly away
harry's lucky to have ron as a friend as a friend

they fly away fly away
oh what will hermione say
harry's lucky to have her as a friend as a friend

flyin and flyin and yeah
flyin and flyin and yeah
ron ron ron ron ron
Lookin' out for his best friend