Bruce Robison - Rock And Roll Honky Tonk Ramblin' Man

One, two, one
Well I always had a hell hound hot on my trail
Started drinkin' double and I wound up in jail
Called my attorney at a quarter to five
He said son you oughta never ever drink when you drive
Hey there Mister lawyer you don't understand
I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man
Drive a big Cadillac convertible car
Cash my unemployment check and head to the bar
Order me a double and a pitcher of beer
Yeah if that's my wife callin'
I ain't here
Hey there Mister tender
I know you understand
I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man
Well my doctor says
I gotta start settlin' down
Stop my honky tonkin' and a runnin' around
I said thank you very much for those encouragin' words
Yes, when I'm dead hell he done what he could
Hey there Mister doctor you don't understand
I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man
Well I always had a hell hound hot on my trail
Started drinkin' double and I wound up in jail
Called my attorney at a quarter to five
He said son you oughta never ever drink when you drive
Hey there Mister lawyer you don't understand
I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man
Tell me can you dig a man playin' in a band
I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man