Jesse Welles - Olympic Opening Ceremony

Verse 1
Well, if you're worried ‘bout the Olympics
You should see your church
It's got folks with good intentions
And a whole lot of jerks
I prefer the painting but I reckon this'll do for now

Verse 2
Andrew Tate is pissed
Snoop Dog's getting torched
Celine Dion kicked ass
I'm just staring off my porch
Watching folks turn purple
Boycott and run in circles
It's a pity

Verse 3
If a ceremony in France
Made you weird in your pants
Maybe there are larger things here at play
If it's a show and disrespectful
How much respect did you expect
How much respect have you been giving thеm anyway?
Folks get torn down for the day
Saying this just ain't the way
I got nеws for you
Leonardo Da Vinci's probably gay and he painted it
There ain't no shame in it


Verse 4
But if you've got some moral qualms
Don't make me bring up all the bombs
Killing babies and their moms
But you're all hung up on a blue dude
And a ball loose
Let's get some gold and kick some caboose
USA!