Eli Winders - Two Birds While I'm Stoned

Verse 1
Well, I'm tired of her telling me just how much I've changed
I work too much, don't come home and stay out way too late
But she don't see the job I work, just how much I hate
How the boss man keeps on yelling at me day after day

Chorus
So I'm leaving her right now, heading out with all my friends
I'm calling up the boss man, tell him just the way it is
Yeah, one thing that I've come to know is that I'm better off alone
So I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned

Verse 2
Well, I called her up, she raised cain and asked me where I was
I took a puff, let it out and told her we were done
Then I called my man, it rang and rang 'til I got the tone
So I left a message, told him where I thought he should go

Chorus
So I'm leaving her right now, heading out with all my friends
I'm calling up the boss man, tell him just the way it is
Yeah, one thing that I've come to know is that I'm better off alone
So I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned

Bridge
Well, I'm burned out like the joint between my lips
With this girl and this job, Lord, I can't go on like this


Chorus
I'm leaving her right now, heading out with all my friends
I'm calling up the boss man, tell him just the way it is
Yeah, one thing that I've come to know is that I'm better off alone
So I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned
Yeah, I'm rolling one up and killing two birds while I'm stoned