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Last night, I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well Ill admit, it wouldve been funny,
But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money
I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when Im really really high on blow
Im wide awake, but its hard to count
I paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
I like drugs but the dont like me
My brain cells seem to disagree
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs but they dont like me
I was pounding some bitch the other night
Rolling on E man, feeling alright
When I was high she was hotter than heck
But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
I get high, that aint no lie
But I cant afford another friggin DUI
Doctor says stop, or youll be dying
I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
I like drugs but the dont like me
its always better, when theyre free!
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they dont like me..
No they dont!
Dont try and stop me, I cant be saved... oh yeah
If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved
Can you necro-feel-it!
Solo
aaahhh yeah... I Like Drugs
I do it when Im chillin
aaahhh yeah...
I like drugs
Ive even snorted penicillin...Ahhh come on! come on! come on!
If I can crush it - It goes up my nose
If its smack Ill shoot it in between my toes
How old am I? Nobody knows!
My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
Vicadin, valium, Percocet and crack,
Everybody scream Heavy Metals back!
I like drugs but the dont like me
I like drugs but the dont like me
Im driving right now to the next party
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they dont like me!
Michael: Oh shit, Im getting pulled over again...
Ah I better chug these beers, wheres those pills?
Cop: Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there???
Michael: Well whats the fucking speed limit?? 15 mph???
Cop: Smart Ass!
Cop: Sir do you have any Warrants?
Michael: I got their first CD, but you cant have it!!! Later!!!
Cop: I got a 5150 on a 2112, Im following a 1984 yellow Camaro.
Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth...
scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
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