Colleen Ballinger & Kory DeSoto - Gay Best Friend

Colleen: Hey Kory, can I say something crazy?
Kory: Is it about your hair because it looks hideous

Colleen: All my life has been a series of fashion mistakes
Kory: Clearly
Colleen: And than suddenly I bumped into you
Kory: I was thinking the same thing because
Before you met me you were just a dumb basic bitch
And it might be the vodka talking
But you have some nice boobs
Colleen: But with you
Kory: But with you I fixed your face
Colleen: You got great taste

Both: We'll throw shade and gossip till the end

Kory: I am your gay best friend
Colleen: You are my gay best friend
Kory: I am your gay best friend
Colleen: You are my gay best friend
Kory: I am your gay best friend
Colleen: You are my gay best friend
Love you
Kory: Oh love you
Colleen: love you
Kory: I know
Kory: I am your gay best friend
Colleen: You are my gay best friend

Kory: I mean it's crazy
Colleen: What?
Kory: How we finish each others
Colleen: Martiniis
Kory: Bitch was that you!?
Colleen: I've never met someone
Both: Who thinks so much like me
Shut up! No you shut up!
Our love life synchronization
Can have but one explanation
Kory: You
Colleen: And I
Both: We both like the D!
Colleen: Say goodbye
Kory: Say goodbye
Both: To the rainbowless past

Kory: I taught you to twerk it on the floor
Colleen: You taught me to twerk it on the floor

Both: You are my favorite whore
You are my favorite whore
You are my favorite whore
Colleen: Fuck you
Kory: Fuck you
Colleen: Fuck you
Kory: Fuck you
Both: You are my stupid whore

Kory: Can I say something crazy?
Colleen: What?
Kory: Let's get in our pajamas, watch Hilary
Duff movies and eat gluten free pizza and wine
Colleen: Bitch
Both: Yaaaaasss