Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

Girl tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know? because it's wednesday
And wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night we go and visit your mother
But wednesday we make sweet weekly love

It's when everything is just right
There's nothing good on tv
You haven't had your after work social sports team practice
So you are not too tired oh good it's all on

You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear like
"I might go to bed now I've got work in the morning"

I know what you're trying to say girl
You're trying to say oh yeah
It's business time it's business time

It's business it's business time
I know what youre trying to say
You're trying to say it's time for business
It's business time ooh
It's business it's business time

Then we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of the foreplay I love foreplay
Then you sort out the recycling
That isn't part of the foreplay process but it's still very important

Then next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearin' that baggy old ugly t-shirt
You got from your work several years ago
You know the one baby with the color stained

I remove my clothes very very clumsily
Tripping sensuously open my pants
Now I'm naked except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
What time it is

It?s business it's business time
You know when i'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they're called business socks
It's business it's business time

Making love making love for
Making love for two making love for two minutes
When it's with me girl you only need two minutes
Because I'm so intense

You whisper something sexy like "is that it??"
I know what you're trying to say girl
You're trying to say "oh yeah that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more
Well I'm not surprised
But I'm quite sleepy

It's business it's business time
Business hours are over baby
It's business it's business time