Zach Schimpf - Eggs for dinner pt. 2

well i tried to stomach it today
a plate full of rotten eggs
"if i cook them long enough
they should be fine"
well rotten does how rotten does
it took from me the eggs i love
and replaced them with these
deadly yolks of poison

i'm not eating eggs for dinner anymore
i'm leaving, i'm going to the store
i'll pick me up some celery and cereal and soup
the cat's in the cradle but this dog's on the loose
on the loose
on the loose

look at 'em go
down the aisle
that he never goes
three steps, two steps
one box of cheerios

look at 'em say
somethin'
that he'd never say
"hi" to the cashier
"hi" to the bagger

i'm not eating eggs for dinner anymore
i'm leaving, i'm going to the store
i'll pick me up some gingerbread and gelatin and juice
the cat's in the cradle but this dog's on the loose
on the loose
on the loose