Scary Bitches - Strange Child

There's something 'bout that boy that's strange to see
He doesn't look like you, he doesn't look like me
I've been meaning to tell ya, please don't go wild
There's a possibility that he's not your child
'Cause

I made love to your father, love to your brother
Once or twice, I slept with your mother
There has to be a father, it could be you
Or half of the creatures down the local zoo

You wear tartan pyjamas an' socks in bed
Couldn't be more for him if you were dead
If I mention sex, all you do is frown
That's why I sometimes have to sleep around

I made love to your father, love to your brother
Once or twice, I slept with your mother
There has to be a father, it could be you
Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
Yeah

Got green scaly skin and a pair of horns
I knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born
I've been wracking my brain trying to think of a father
Who's a cross between a goat and an iguana

I made love to your father, love to your brother
Once or twice, I slept with your mother
There has to be a father, it could be you
Or half of the creatures down the local zoo

I made love to your father, love to your brother
Once or twice, I slept with your mother
There has to be a father, it could be you
Or half of the creatures down the local zoo

Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
Or half of the creatures down the local zoo

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