Reggie and the Full Effect - To The Fruit Wizards Of Donnington

A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
It hit my keyboard instead
A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
And if it hit me, I'd be dead
How can you wizards be
So effing mean to me?

Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me

Hey wizards, it's hard to believe
How much fruit you can fit up your sleeve
Hey wizards, would you kindly let me know
When you're running out of fruit
So we can move on with the show
Wish you would give me a reason
It's not even apple season

Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me

I know it's par for the course
You'd rather watch DragonForce
Any moment could be my last breath
I never wanna play after Megadeth

A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
It hit my keyboard instead
A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
And if it hit me, I'd be dead
Stop throwing fruit at me
"Black Parade" is next and it's hard for me to see

Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me