Car Door Dick Smash - Carnal Crock Pot

Peas, carrots, stock
Arranged in my crock
Garlic, pepper, squash
Stir and a slosh
One final piece
To this fuckin' feast
Your charred flesh,
Sliced and fresh!
Cabbage, radish, eyes
Mash and dice
Fingers and potatoes
Toss in some toes
Pluck all the hairs,
Drain the skull of fluids
Turn on the heat,
Almost time to eat

I let your body stew,
While I chop the veggies
About an hour then
The flesh falls from the frame
The bones are collected,
Recycled to make stock
Entrails used for casing,
"Sausage au Cock"
Brains boiled down
Thickened with fat
A noxious carnal roux
Simmer in the vat
Paired with roasted ass,
"Brain Matter Fondue"
Blood stopped in a glass,
Saved for au jus

My larder is empty
I'll run to the store
My human meat locker,
Behind the barn door
Drained, hooked, and salted
Primed for preservation
Select a choice cut,
Time for preperation
Baked in blood
Open flame spit
Carmelized cock
Sauteed in shit
Broiling brains and boiling eyes
Kidneys and spleens
Baked into pies
Organs removed,
Torso stuffed with herbs
Stiff disturbed