Wojtek Szumański - Dragon Ball to nie chińska bajka

Dragon Ball is not a Chineese fable,
My friend, Majka, told me once.
I replied, that maybe it's crude,
But I didn't watch that and I don't care.
And then she tells me, that it's trerrible rudeness,
You are nobody, You lost Your childhood.
And speaking of You, it's no reason to be proud,
That You prefer YouTube to Dragon Ball.
Therefore, I pissed at these screamed words,
Dragon Ball can even be from Mozambique.
How can You say that? Is it such a crime,
That I am delighted with Maka - Paka?
And if Dragon Ball is as cool, as You say,
Does it teach You, how to eat soup?
So instead, of arguing, stop these antics,
Turn on Niekryty, make pancakes.
And Majka tells me, that she have already watched it,
That can't stand this faggot.
That his "Booya" really drives her mad,
That he sold himself a long time ago and can suck a... pacifier.

"I added a comment and I do not know, how,
It received too many thumbs down.
Let nobody speak rubbish, telling me, I'm blinded by my jealousy,
You shouldn't make money on stuff You like.

She had no idea, how awful gaffe she made,
So I used my Aff-Aff on her.
And although I thought, that it won't change a thing,
She has been transformed into a pile of stones.
So remember, buddy, and ask Your head,
To think, before You say something.
And, although he has an artificial nose, it's not his fault,
So instead of Dragon Ball, turn on Niekryty Moron... Krytyk.