Warp 11 - Help Me Spock

Well, ah, help me Spock.

The shields are down
The wormhole's caving in
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win

I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back
And he ain't preaching "No kill I"
Well, he's slow and green and really, really mean
And that f___er just won't die

So please, please
Help me Spock

Well, a Klingon b______ killed my son
And the Nexus took my life
And if I had the chance, I'd do it all again
And take a green b____ for my wife

Yeah, I was getting fat and feeling old
And my hair was getting thin
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win

So please, please
Help me Spock