Tuka - Die a Happy Man

Real life ain't nothing like the movies.
Truly,
Before I make mine I'mma puff another doobie and take five
Run up you mother's bootie, suck a couple boobies,
And die a happy man.

Real life ain't nothing like they say it is,
That's why I rap like I'm on some scape shit.
Use my poems to communicate with aliens,
I'll jack a UFO and die a happy man.

Real life ain't about a revolution,
Or any movement that tells you how how you're meant to do this.
I got this book,
It's Forget a Medicine it helps me pretend,
John Lennon was a president that died a happy man.

Real life don't care for if we're ignorant to the fact,
That we keep calling it wack, there's no answer.
Start ignoring the rank, or talking shit back,
For me I ain't the sun.

Refren:
You can expect what you will,
Just for thrill
But I don't care... No no

You can say what you like
You can hate me in spite
But I don't care.. No no

You can ask me your day
I ain't gonna sway
Cos I don't care .. No no

So don't tell me your deal
Just show me you're real
Cos I don't care.. No no

Real life don't care for your opinions,
Your minions,
For instance, it's like
Shut the fuck up or work on keepin it briefer,

These words are my freedom of speech
And this verse is my reason to speak.
Before I cease to exist
I got my feet in this earth
So imma use a day to sooth the pain until I'm deep in the dirt
So when I'm laid out cruising away
You can take a seat in a hearse and said I died a happy man.

Calm down,

I don't give a fuck nothing

Yea, your daddy's rich,
Calm down

I don't give a fuck about nothing

Your mother ain't good lookin

Some days I don't give a fuck about nothing,
I spend all my time laughing,
Don't get me wrong I'm just like you
Trynna' find out what the hell is going on and on and on and on, on, on and on and on
What's going on and on and on and on, on, on and on and on .......x2

[Ref]

Stand up on my feet, just try to dance
A little to drunk to speak.
See me, crashing out, out on my porch,
Maybe I forgot my keys.

But I will all play it cool,
Call me a fool
It's probably true

But it, say I'm a monster, I,
I played an imposter I've
Nothing to prove