The Blue Dawns - Maxwell Blues

My name is Maxwell DeMarco
But you can call me bro
I wear my shorts vest and trainers
Even if it's freezing cold
I hit the gym every evening
My reflection's my best friend
I hit the sunbeds on Fridays
To be tanned for the weekend
I'm always looking at my phone
To keep up with the latest trend

Tattoos all cover my body
Check out my tribal sleeve
Drinking is my favourite hobby
Alcohol or creatine
I tense my shoulders in pictures
And I may puff out my chest
'Cos to impress all the bitches
You know I've gotta look my best
When they start to speak
It don't take long for me to loose interest

I cannot wait for the summer
When the party season's here
Me and my boys in Ibiza
Like we do it every year
Those are my plans for the future
And to keep hitting those weights
Tearing up town on a weekend
Pulling birds with all my mates
'Cos when you've got biceps like these
A bit of charm is all it takes

But it'd help if I had a brain...