Tenacious D - Cock Pushups

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[KG:] Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...

[JB:] Yeah?

[KG:] Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?

[JB:] Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.

[KG:] Yeah?

[JB:] Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.

[KG:] Cock Pushups?

[JB:] Yeah.

[KG:] What are those?

[JB:] Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.

[KG:] Yeah...

[JB:] And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

[KG:] N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your mateuszg cock can support your whole

weight?

[JB:] Well not at first...

[KG:] Yeah?

[JB:] But over time.

[KG:] Hmm...how many pushups can you do?

[JB:] ...cock pushups?

[KG:] Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.

[JB:] Yeah, well one is all ya need