Strawberry Shortcake - My Gift Horse Gift

[Licorice Whip]

You're a clever little honey of a pony
Just one look and I became your biggest fan
All those other one-trick horses are baloney
But for you, I got an extra-special plan

Since that trick of yours is such a thing of beauty
As a connoisseur like me is apt to know
I consider it my humble civic duty
To exploit you in my next wild pony show

My gift horse gift, my gift horse gift
You’ll be my bread and butter once your kick becomes a smash
My gift horse gift, my gift horse gift
You’ll send my heart aflutter with true love a-full of cash

I make this one jump across a flaming hurdle
This one balances twelve monkeys on his snout
This one wears a licorice whip forming a girdle
This one spray milk through her nose like it’s a spout

As I run these also-rans through all their paces
There’s a vision that through you alone I see
It’s the happiness upon the children’s faces
As their parents shell out all their bucks to me

You’re going to increase my style of living
You’ll be the best from east to west, from north to south
You will be my gift that keeps on giving
‘Cause I never look a gift horse in the mouth

My gift horse gift, my gift horse gift
As lovely as a rainbow with an extra pot of gold
My gift horse gift, my gift horse gift
A number-one best seller with a million copies sold

You’re going to take a trip
With friendly Licorice Whip
And as quickly as a flash
Like a licorice-whip whiplash
As you kick, kick, kick, kick, kick
Till you’re well past your prime
And you do the same old trick
For the zillionth, trillionth time
Like a perfect gift horse gift.