South Park - It's Easy Mmkay

There are times when you get suckered in by drugs and alchohol and sex with women, m'kay.
But it's when you do these things too much that you've become an addict and must get back in touch.
You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay...
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life addicted to Smack,
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack,
Follow my plan and very soon you will say...
It's easy, m'kaaaayy...


Step one: instead of ass say buns, like "Kiss my buns!" or "You're a bunshole!"
Step two: instead of shit say poo, as in "Bullpoo!", "Poohead!" and "This poo is cold."
Step three: with bitch drop the T cause bitch is Latin for generosity!
Step four: don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word m'kay!

We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay...
With a little plan we can change our lives today.
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
It's easy, m'kaaaayy...

Step one!
Instead of ass say buns!
Like "Kiss my buns!"
Or "You're a bunshole!"
Step two!
Instead of shit say poo!
As in "Bullpoo!"
"Poohead!"
And "This poo is cold!"
Step three!
With bitchdrop the T cause bitch is Latin for generosity!
Step four!
Don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that youcan say, fuck is the worst word that you can say, we shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

You're cured you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
It's easy, m'kaaaayy...
It's easy m'kay!
It's easy m'kay!
It's easy mmm... It's easy mmm... It's easy m'kay!!!!!(repeat till end)