Pansy Division - Twinkie Twinkie Little Star

He's in his PJs
Giving BJs
To the DJs who play what he likes
He's burning bright, shining in the night
He's a brand new sight on the party scene

He's dropping trou, almost by the hour
He's a pretty flower, and he's in full bloom
Right off the farm, with a little charm
Setting off alarms when he starts to talk

Twinkie twinkie little star
Popular in every bar
New in town, getting around
Twinkie little star

His creamy thighs always get a rise
From all kinds of guys, he knows how to work it
But he'll stop and blink when he has to think
Pour another drink, cause that's what he's good at
The silly lies that he tells the guys
Come as no surprise, it's all part of the package
But it doesn't last, cause it gets old fast
At least he had a blast, till he landed in rehab

Read his t-shirt, then grab a tissue
It says “Cancel my subscription
I don't need your issues.”