NiknJaps - The pirate beaver song

Every second of every day
I plunder and pillage everywhere
Cause I'm a dangerous one eyed pirate
When I'm around you must beware
Even though my heart is good
My mind is sick, twisted and crude
And that sucks cause deep inside
I wanna be a lawyer nationwide
And I know my insanity, well it just won't do
But hey I'm pitiful cause I'm an animal
So I can't be treated like you
I'm missing both of my feet
And my ears spontaneously bleed
I'm nothing but lies and deceit
And furthermore

I'm a psychopathic beaver
I'm a beaver, yeah
A pirate beaver
Oh

Sometimes when I go to sleep
I feel my life is incomplete
Then suddenly it doesn't matter
That we just sunk an entire fleet
And I'm sorry my fellow pirates
In this ship docked in pirate bay
But I gotta get away
If I'm gonna fulfill my destiny
I'm a good attorney cause I'm not naive and I always follow through
You can call me cynical
Anything but clinical
And I'll be your lawyer too
I know you don't understand
Cause this song doesn't make any sense
I've got a hook for a hand
And furthermore

I'm a psychopathic beaver
A'm a beaver yeah
A pirate beaver
Oh yeah no uh
Oh...

I'm the second largest rodent and I
Mate for life cause I'm a planner
I know I kinda look like a dork
But I'm the state mammal of New York
And I've got the second most constructive brain
But unfortunately I'm insane
Oh and here's something you might not know
My teeth will always grow

And I'm a motherfucking beaver
I'm a beaver yeah
A pirate beaver
Oh yeah
Beaver, I'm a beaver yeah
A pirate beaver
Oh

I'm a psycopathic pirate beaver
Now an attorney, an achiever
I've got a pretty screwed up brain
And of course as a beaver I'm inhumane
I don't got no shoes and just one hand
While nobody seems to understand
I don't want sushi without soya
Cause I'm a lawyer
Yeah !