Josip On Deck - Pocket Tamagotchi

[Hook]
Damn I love her body. She is very naughty
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi
Share the same hobbies. Damn I love them lolis
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi

[Verse]
Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi
She is subarashii and loves eating pocky
Plus she super moe she gon do what ever I say
Welcome home master everytime I step in my place
She'll bake me pasties cuz she know I love that tasty shit
Weeaboos dislike me cuz I'm too 2d for Pd shit
But it's all okay beause my mai waifu wanna seee me rich
XOXO to her. Baddest bijin you done seen me with

[Hook]

[Verse]
Trapped inside a 2D world mai waifu is the prettiest
She gon wear Seifuku, Harajuku on some cosplay shit
Manga read from right to left and she flip every page for me
You ain't got it like me cuz you busy with 3DPD
Pantsu different colors. OMG that really matters
For my birthday she bought me a Sega Saturn
Bury me in hentai. I'mma be her senpai
Like a pocket tamagotchi, gotta keep her by my side