Fabulous Desaster - Wellness in Hell

Standing in a row deep in hell while you wait for fire.
Blasting through fields of destruction and chaos,
like Satan is losing control.
Early bird flaying or full board garrote.
Don´t worry, we have a lot more.
Sawing, crushing, have a little slow slice.
Pendulum, can disembowelment entice.
Double suffer, it is our special offer.
Or randomly, let´s roll the dice!

Graveyard desperation
leads to mercy in disguise.
This trip keeps you raging in a trice.
Search for relaxation,
come for pain, stay to hagride.
Endless vacancy, come join the ride!

No need to run, when you´re here you´ll be stunned.
Our slogan´s buy one, get one free.
Our fun paradise contains all pain devices.
Join us, your dreams will come true!
Drowning, scalping. Starvation is nice.
Disfigurement, be our little sacrifice.
You will love it, guaranteed with no doubt.
Because once you´re in, you won´t come out.

Graveyard desperation
leads to mercy in disguise.
This trip keeps you raging in a trice.
Search for relaxation,
come for pain, stay to hagride.
Endless vacancy, come join the ride!

Graveyard desperation
leads to mercy in disguise.
This trip keeps you raging in a trice.
Search for relaxation,
come for pain, stay to hagride.
Endless vacancy, come join the ride!

Graveyard desperation
leads to mercy in disguise.
This trip keeps you raging in a trice.
Search for relaxation,
come for pain, stay to hagride.
Endless vacancy, come join the ride!