Chilly Gonzales - Who Wants To Hear This?

Who wants to hear this?
Does anybody want to hear this?
What's the point of all this?
What exactly do you call this?
Really what is this, good for business?
Would you buy it for some kids for Christmas?
It's not a song if you can't hum it
If it doesn't tickle your heart or you brain or your stomach
You can't dance to it, it's useless
Tell me who would use this or confuse it with music?
It feels mindless like nothing behind it
Which could be defined as minus
Just a little bit too clever, too smug
Too try hard, too much effort
Is it worth a listen or worth missing?
Would you call this the work of a musician?
Does it move you to tears?
Is there a groove that you hear that would prove that I'm here?
Would an ass shake or a heartbreak
To the sound that half-baked art makes?
Would a DJ play this
Or is it just too tasteless for his playlist?
It's a new track but do I sound old?
Am I way too whacked to even download?
Well, here's the question
Do I speak just to get attention?
Success a strange obsession
Maybe I could change professions
I could get a new image
I could become a critic
Ex entertainer, former cynic
Maybe that could be my gimmick
Please be gentle
Tell me this instrumental has some potential
'Cause if a tree falls you won't hear
This invisible tune with disappearing lyrics
But in the words of my mother
Not everybody can be a music lover
Look mom, I'm aware of my weirdness
I just gotta know who wants to hear this