Charlie the Unicorn - Millipede

I am a Millipede, I am amazing
I Command you to gaze upon my face!
You never find someone charming as I am
I'm the swankiest bug out in space

I'm a star, I'm a God, I'm a thing to behold
Their are none as resplendent as I
With my sleek little legs
And my 300 eggs
Of my majesty none can deny

Because
I am a Millipede, I am mysterious
When I vanish I never leave a trace
You will not find a big with such illusions
I'm a creature of fathomless grace

Millipede meets allure
Millipede meets couture
Millipede meets grandeur
Millipede meets saviour
Millipede meets mature
Millipede meets so pure
Millipede meets the cure for all lesser breeds

I am a Millipede
I am a champion
No one else In the Universe keeps pace
You'll never find someone quiet so enchanting
While I'm here there's just no second place

I'm and idol. A king. I'm an object of awe
There are none quiet so gleaming as I
I've got glamour to spare
You are Right when you stare
I'm the who, what, when, where and the why

JOIN ME!

I am a Millipede (She is the Millipede)
I am Astounding (She is Astounding)
Wisdom flows from my personage like lace (Wisdom flows from her personage like lace)
You'll never find someone darling as I am (You'll never find someone darling as she is)

I'm the swankiest
Tutelary pest
Certainly best dressed
Bug out in space!