Candy Coburn - Job Description

I used to sleep til noon on Saturday--
Doing it all in my own way--
Living the life without any obligation
Now I'm up each day at 6 o'clock
No time to stay out late and rock
Crazy how life can change a girl's situation
Motherhood requires--some Wonder Woman Powers
Somedays, I swear, I fear it's not for me

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I must have missed the job description--For this 24/7 postition
Always on call with no intermission--Was I Blind?
It shoulda read--Modern day super-hero--Wanted with the patience of Mother Teresa--
Someone who's always willing to work overtime
Only Saints and Angels need apply----

All of the TV families
We grew up watching faithfully--
The Bradys and Cunninghams were the perfect parents
So when did they yell and fight and scream?
Learn to deal and face reality?
Maybe while commercials ran on the local station
Did Carol ever take--just one bathroom break
without the help of Mike and the whole bunch?

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Amazing how I see my mother's touch in me
When I hold such little hands, I finally understand....

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Well, I'm no saint, but God knows I will try.