Bette Midler - Big socks

You talk about you and only you
And the things that you do for you.
You say you´re not a lean cuisine,
So I wanna see whatcha got on the menu.
Now if you think that you´re the man,
The only man with an exterior you feel is superior,
Just give Miss B. a little peek
And see if you really can deliver.

Your tendencies are short,
My expectations are long.
And as i see it now,
There´s not much to go on.
It seems you dug a hole
That you can´t crawl out.
Now I truly see what you´re all about.

Chorus
Don´t brag about the diamond rings
Or the expensive clothes you wear.
´Cause I could care less for what you possess
And your attitude needs repair.
Don´t brag about your body,baby,
And say that you´re packin´a lot,
´Cause all I see,
Besides your big feet,
Is that you got big socks.

Let´s just say that
There´s something lacking,
A flea should´n have
The nerve to be bragging.
So pack up your little gift
And get to steppin´,
Return it back
And put it in the kiddie section.
Full figured in a place that can deliever?
Ha ha,not from what I´ve seen.
I can´t trance what´s below your waist,
There´s too much space
To be inside those jeans.

Chorus

Big socks,big socks,
I´ve got big socks,babe.
Big socks,big socks,
I´ve got big socks,babe.
Big socks,big socks,
I´ve got big socks,babe.
Big socks,big socks,
I´ve got big socks,babe.

Bye-bye,baby,bye-bye.
It´s time to wave the white flag.
Now that the kitten has been let out the bag.

Chorus(till fade)