Badministrator - Lady Luck is Smiling (Twisted Fate Tribute)

It's like this, I used to roll marks with Graves
Stacked decks and sleight of hand tricks of the trade
Your paycheck was mine when I sat for a game
Because I always hit the river with a backpalmed ace
You see it's not really gambling cause I win every time
with a sucker to my left and a chump to my right
Got a man across the room and he's feeding me signs
To let me know when you're bluffing with a pair of nines
So I can check raise the river leave you high and dry
Take the pot like the cops, put your stack on decline
And if the shit hits the fan he's got a gun on his side
So if you try to draw on me it's the end of the line
We had a good business, we were making those ends
Until we hustled Dr Priggs and he vowed revenge
And at about the same time I learned my so-called friend
was skimming cash off the top every now and then

You see there's nothing more risky than backstabbing a gypsy
Priggs flipped me for the wish of a magical pedigree
Left scott free, Graves stayed behind a detainee,
His sentence off the books like illiteracy
Eventually he broke out like I knew he would
But he lost years off his life and it was understood
That he would come after me wielding destiny, it pressed on me
The man was once my best friend, now my worst enemy

Anyway I don't really feel bad about it
I hustled a hustler right? That's what I do
I got a new job now and things are looking up
Let me tell you how I roll
I'm an AP allstar, stuns with a gold card
Gank specialist, jump the gaps like a space bar
Wild cards push lane and roam like Caesar
Huge crowd pleaser, side lane feeder
Team leader, map control like Ez
Keep you on your toes call me Juan Valdez
I'm so blessed, I'm a star, gate jump to anywhere
Phase in behind, Twist your fate, you don't have a prayer
Blank stare, pokerface, no info
Show up anywhere that I like no intro
Screw you so often people think your a nympho
Press a button, feed the team like hungry hungry hippos

Lady luck is smiling, stats are compiling
That's gold in my pocket while your teammates are dying
Free farm cause my dice are loaded
Poke you in the tower, back or get exploded
Baron while you base, stack the deck in my favor
Split push, drop in unexpected like a bad neighbor
No ace, I left your teammate in the other lane
Joker hangs back while we push in and end the game