Yellow Stand Spectacles - Valentine

It's that time of year again and I'm all alone,
With nothing else to occupy me but playing with ringtones,
So I'll put my suit on,
And set the table for one,
I'll have a meal in front of me that I'll cook myself,
And I'll change the channel,
'cause there's something on TV that I really wanna see,
But luckily I recorded it on Sky so I can just rewind.

Cupid, whatever happened did you run out of arrows again,
Cause I've been waiting for you here all year long,
Why do you seem so obsessed,
With making my life miserable and giving love to all the rest.

It's that time of year again and it's quarter past nine,
I ordered a chinese an hour ago but they're taking their time.
Finally my food arrives it costs £12.95,
Quite strange seeing as I only ordered egg fried rice,
Pay, dish up, throw up, and then sit down,
I'm ready for my night,
Now all I need is someone to come and fix that bloody light.

[Chorus]

Cupid, it seems I spoke to soon and I was wrong about,
Cause you helped me find my one true love and I've been waiting so long,
So thanks for giving me this happy ending,
It really means a lot to me and sorry for offending you.