Wojciech Młynarski - Po co babcię denerwować

Catch-cat, kitty-kitty, ole-olejanko,
Together with my grandmother we live in a lovely flat,
we live on the ground floor, grandmother in an outbuilding,
thrill, eager for information about the whole family.
But although with us it lasts from the morning with sodomized gomorka,
Grandma is not told that she was in a mood.

Uncle Ziutek, what a sadness, but a great man,
the world said goodbye with a clothesline,
What about Ziuteczek? Grandma's voice rings in the backyard,
How is he doing? Goes grandma, goes like a string!
But nobody is in a hurry to inform grandma
why annoy grandma, let grandma be happy.

Ernestynka's cousin, family ornament,
she picked jackdaws from the nest and fell off the ladder,
what about the little one? Grandma's voice from above sounds joyful,
what's up with her The curve goes up, granny, the curve goes up!
But nobody is in a hurry to inform grandma
why annoy grandma, let grandma be happy.

Daddy, he had a manko in the cash register and he is in jail,
there were references to it in the press in Express and in Życie,
but this fact will not be a torment for Grandma,
because a separate journal is printed for her.
Everything appears on the home printer,
and grandma is not allowed on the ground floor at all.

Until we reach the family, this truth gives us strength,
a situation in which we can only get better.
And when we get better, ladies and gentlemen,
it won't tell grandma cat-cat about it either.
Let the gray head of quiet care,
why annoy grandma, let grandma be happy.