Voltaire - One Semester Lesbian

Freshman year. Everything's beautiful.
People are all really good, you know.
Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Who are you? Do you even know?
Suddenly, you’re a vegan
and everything is
“Anarchy in the USA!”

You're a one semester lesbian.
Being queer is so this year
for a one semester lesbian.
But it ain't gonna last, I fear.
If a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
comes to get his kicks
I predict, you will ditch and
make the switch.

Making out in the stalls at school.
Kissing girls on the lips was cool.
Friday night there’s a party up at Flo's
but you're going with a guy named Joe.

You were a one semester lesbian.
Loving gays was just a phase
for the one semester lesbian.
Barely lasted eighty days.
“til a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
came to get his kicks.
You got your fix and made the switch
back to dating pricks.

For my friend the tom boy,
oh, this was a crime.
You took my friend for a ride.
You treated her like an experiment.
Did you know how much to her your meant?

You were a one semester lesbian.
Being queer was so last year
for a one semester lesbian.
And it just couldn't last I fear.
A one semester lesbian.
Being queer is so last year
for this one semester lesbian
and it just couldn't last, no it just couldn't last
‘till a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
came to get his kicks.
You got your fix and made the switch
back to dating pricks.