Ultrawurscht - Kasermandl Kastration

His breath reminds me on my old working socks
His cheesy skin bursts when he gets the first knocks
If his head melts, if I maltreat him with fire?
Kasamandl kastration – that’s my desire

I’m standing tired in my kitchen
And take a beer out of the fridge
Wonder why I’m so washed out
Need a snack – schweinswiaschtl ohne kraut
But when i look down at me
I see bloodcrusted hands and smell the pee
I’ve twinges of remorse but I don’t know why
Lost in my thoughts when I hear the cry

Of pure pain and indescribable fear
I follow the voice, it seems so near
Open the cellar, god what have I done
See a tied up man – kasamandl kastration

He hangs on the hook like a half pig
He’s got a lot of wounds, but where is his dick
I’m sure he ate leprakas and lost it that way
It wasn’t my fault – oh no, no, no, no, no
Pure chance that a dicksaw lies on the floor
His kasstangal is the new toy of my dog