The Cast of Schmigadoon!, Alan Cumming & Kristin Chenoweth - Schmigadoon!

[woman 1]
Welcome to our little town!

[man 1]
Where friends are all you meet

[woman 2]
And you will never see a frown

[pete]
Hey, everyone!

[all]
Hey there, pete!
We bet you're prob'ly wondering what we call
The most beautiful, wonderful, magical place of all

Schmigadoon!
Where the sun shines bright from july to june
And the air's as sweet as a macaroon
Schmigadoon!

Schmigadoon!
Where it's warm and safe as a new cocoon
And our hearts aglow like a harvest moon
Schmigadoon!
Schmigadoon!

[men]
Where the men are men and the cows are cows

[women]
And the farmers smile as we push their plows

[all]
And the trees are tall
And we call
It schmigadoon!

(bridge)
[women]
Our schoolmarm is emma tate
She helps our kids to punctuate

[woman]
Still unmarried at 28!

[all]
In schmigadoon!

[men]
Farmer mcdonough craved a son
But he had daughters, every one

[farmer]
Catch him in the answer to my gun

[all]
In schmigadoon!
Harry beam puts out our fires
Ellen pritt conducts the choirs
Doc is here to cure what ails

[undertaker]
And i am here in case he fails

[all]
He is here in case he fails
Henry brown brings our ice
Adam bee gives advice

[butcher]
I do unspeakable things to pigs

[all]
He does unspeakable things to pigs
Pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs!

[mayor]
As mayor of schmigadoon, i feel i must stress
Our motto is: "We always strive for peace and happiness."

[all]
Our motto is: "We always strive for peace and happiness."

[margaret]
But if schmigadoon is to endure
It must be kept pristine and pure
This land on which our fathers trod
Must ever obey the laws of god

[mayor]
Everybody!

[all]
Schmigadoon!
Where the church bells ring every day and noon

[whaler]
And the wells fargo wagon brought my new harpoon

[all]
Schmigadoon!

[men]
Where a man can dream dreams so big and wide

[women]
And a gal can be ever by his side

[all]
And there's room for all
Whether quaint or small
There's no folderol
In your parasol
And we call it schmiga-
Schmiga- schmiga- schmiga- schmiga-
S-c-h-m-i-g-a-d-o-o-n
Schmigadoon!