Taco Hemingway - Białkoholicy

Each and every one of you can workout. It doesn't matter how old you are. Now you've got a chance to have this slim, sexy body you've always wanted to have.

Listen dude, I don't want any excusses
If you're making an omelette only use 0-marked eggs
Check if the chickens had some free time for nice strolls
Beef? Was the cow's life a fairytale before its death?
Don't you even touch this 'cause it contains glutamate!
Here are saturated fats. How many grams? Seems like a fuckin' billion!
Here you have fresh savory, here's some basil
Just check if they were not sprayed and remember: GMO kills
Eat protein right after you finish training
And the training itself always start with some stretching
Then do cardio, few kilometres of running
Grab your life by the neck. Be like a fighter on a ring
Eat up omega-6 and omega-3 acids
I eat them all the time and feel completely fine
And I just look at you, and you look sleepy
It's probably 'cause you eat too much sugar, throw out the coke out the door
Forget about these carbohydrates
And avoid red if you're planning to have meat
When it comes to water, only still and mineral
And when it comes to bread, only darker than president Obama
And that's how he was babbling and wittering constantly
Kept giving me advice and recommending new supplements
And I can see in his pupils that he's so stiff
Because he had a good nutrition plan...
Such a shame, it went bad on weekends

How much fiber is there in cocaine? 0 grams
A week ago he said. "I won't do it again from now on"
Aa. 0 changes
I know so many people of this kind
During the week they do push-ups then they drink some cod-liver oil
24/7 all the time in the gym
Weights in the hand then a booze-full glass
The other holds a chaser. How much fiber is there in coke?
0 grams

In this new millennium
Nobody wants to talk about anything other than healthy eating
About good honey and cows' suffering
About a new vegan bar and its new head chef's menu
Everyone seems to be experts in dietetics
And in bodybuilding. And sports. And laws of physics
Generation of lifehackers, everybody knows these tricks
That's all so simple Philip, all these little flicks
Today this fella had some interval practise
Then in the locker room in the stink of sweat he eats cold pork chops
With cold rice. Cold veins. Dude has business in mind
Bluetooth earphone. He screams out trade secrets
He observes his biceps in a mirror
I know very well, he'll later buy some Viceroy at the newsstand
And then he'll guzzle a few not-so-fit drinks with his wife
Then kebab and on Sunday they'll have a pizza for two
But it's the weekend. It doesn't matter at all!
Though he usually counts calories, last weekend he didn't count too many
It's not easy to cultivate your body in the capital
Non-stop protein and alcohol. Proteinoholics everywhere
They sniff snow like Scooby Doo sniffs mysteries
They sniff snow like Scooby Doo sniffs mysteries
I can see proteinoholics all the time...
Who sniff snow like Scooby Doo sniffs mysteries

Then they sniff coke in toilets
How much fiber is there in cocaine? 0 grams
A week ago he said. "I won't do it again from now on"
Aa. 0 changes
I know so many people of this kind
During the week they do push-ups then they drink some cod-liver oil
24/7 all the time in the gym
Weights in the hand then a booze-full glass
The other holds a chaser. How much fiber is there in coke?
0 grams

There's a problem, you know it well
After few pipe puffs you'd crave all these McCountries
Stomach is rumbling, nostrils sniff like a wild beast
Though there's a bottle in the sand, come on dude, drink it
In all, you've got quite a few of problems here
After few pipe puffs you'd like to smoke some Marlboro
You're not here of your own free will, rather at the instigation
You wanted to stay at home, someone took you to Karowa
And to Plażowa, looks like you grew one year older here
Head rumbles like it was Paris - Dakar beside
Your mate wants a chaser, he hisses, wheezes, begs for some juice
But that girl you fancy is tangling her hair into a bun
Those guys think it's Miami Vice, man
Big bosses are partying with their friend's money
Half of folks here are GIFs - they repeat their old mistakes
The other half stands still, it's a country of JPEGs
Warsaw is a paradise for vultures
They divorce with flair and pay no alimony
Some people live only for weekends
Everyday a dozen of invitations to dozen of various events
Listener. Everybody acts here, you and me are in the audience
Everybody tells how much time they spent in the gym
Dude, just look at them and count
Four fifths of them look like Michal Milowicz

How much fiber is there in cocaine? 0 grams
A week ago he said. "I won't do it again from now on"
Aa. 0 changes
I know so many people of this kind
During the week they do push-ups then they drink some cod-liver oil
24/7 all the time in the gym
Weights in the hand then a booze-full glass
The other holds a chaser. How much fiber is there in coke?
0 grams

During the week they do push-ups then they drink some cod-liver oil
24/7 all the time in the gym
Weights in the hand then the booze-full glass
The other holds a chaser. How much fiber is there in coke?
0 grams