Sylvatica - The Sludge Soup

In an old village lived a bitch
Ugly and grim with a bulging boil
It grew larger day by day
People were disgusted by her decay

The lonely hag had had enough
She went to brew a soup to get moral up
She brewed the soup with care and thought
When she sneezed it burst the wart

Gruesome fluids fell from it
Into the delicious brew
She didn't even notice that
It smelled so horribly bad
So horribly bad

Chorus:
People came to dine
Expectations were high
But when the soup arrived
HEY!
It made people want to die

People fled from her home
Enraged and disgusted
Lonely she remained
In her reeking cottage
Tired of people's shit
She was done with it
Such a fuss, just caused by a sit

Chorus:
Came up with a cunning plan
To cook up every woman and man
Snatched them in the dark, And made
A horrible stew of the people she hates
Came up with a cunning plan
To cook up every woman and man
Snatched them in the dark, and made
The sludge soup, her gruesome revenge

Guts, eyes and blood became as one
She eagerly mixed at the fireplace
She had them taste their friends' remains
They didn't know what the cauldron contained

Chorus:
People came to dine
Expectations were high
But when the soup arrived
HEY!
It made people want to die