Steel Panther - I'm Not Your Bitch

ick up your clothes, take the trash out
Is that really all that love is about?
Give me a back rub snuggle after sex
This kind of stuff will turn you into my ex

Ain't gonna do the things you want me to do
Think you're the boss? I got some news for you!

I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
Why you gotta treat me like one?
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
Why you gotta ruin my fun?

Start the laundry, clean all the sinks
I'm in a quandary and it fucking stinks
The time may be here to lay down the law
Don't make me beat you with my panther paw!

Find someone else to walk right into your trap
You wore out your welcome, I'll be taking a nap

I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
Why you gotta be so dumb?
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm only here to make you cum!

There was a time all my hours
Were spent fucking sexy whores
Now my days waste away
Toiling on your list of chores

Get my prescription, pick up some maxi pads
Spare the pretense, just take a knife to my gnads
I'm not the guy you clearly thought I was
Only a bitch would do the things he does

Clean out your ears, I'm gonna tell you once more!

I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch
I'm not your bitch